Worst. Idea. Ever.

                Okay, so do you know what bothers me? That social experiment thing, where you don’t go on Facebook, IM people, or text for like a week. Yeah, that. It’s really kind of ridiculous, and I refuse to do it. It’s not like I don’t talk to people not on IM or text. I call people a lot, and I just choose to, not just that I’m being enforced to by peer pressure or something. I’m not anti-social (unlike a lot of you who are choosing to do it). It just makes it so freaking hard to get hold of any of you. Do you know how terrible you all are at answering your phones? Go check your phone, right now. Go see how many calls you have missed. Stupid, idiotic *mumbles under breath*…

                Yeah. I’m annoyed at you all for being retarded. It’s not like you talk to people more often anyhow. I don’t see any of you making an effort to talk to people you aren’t comfortable with. I don’t see you guys trying to gain a personal connection. And if you say you are with the people you originally were friends with, then WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS WERE YOU GUYS ANYWAYS? There’s something wrong when you need to artificially enforce personalized communication with your so called friends. Grow up, all of you.

               And now, I have to talk about the class, huh? Well, here’s a word of advice: show up to your own workshop on time. And I think that the person should sit in the middle, in the chair of shame/honor. Depending on how your story is. And have people stare at you intimidatingly from the center. Or, you can sit in the center and make intimidating eye contact with the person who is criticizing you. I DARE YOU TO CRITCIZE ME. FEEL MY WRATH THROUGH MY POISONOUS GAZE. Something like that. But seriously, I love a third of the stories, I hate a third of the stories, and for a sixth I really couldn’t care less you bore me to pieces and the last sixth is a I-think-you-write-well-but-I-didn’t-like-the-overall-premise-just-not-my-style-really-it’s-not-your-fault. And the intense lack of honesty throughout the entire thing just makes me want to burn things. At least I’m honest in my handwritten comments. Not that you would care to read through the entire things anyways.

                Also, seriously people. It definitely was a legitimate thing to say when I said that I thought S-‘s character’s neck snapped. Seriously, it would’ve worked fine, because then the twin would’ve died and then she could’ve spent the entire time getting to know herself. Its TOTALLY LEGITIMATE. People, stop being stupid. I’m angry at you. I hate you.

                And Inx, I am on the phone with you. And I am going to get a kink in my neck because I am trying to type as well as talk to you. It’s really hard. I guess I’m going to give up, since I was vaguely productive. Blogging is for myself, it’s not really for anyone else.

                And I was forced to get off the phone. THIS IS WHY I CANNOT BE ON PHONES, OKAY? GOODNESS. Dumbest idea ever; please go drown yourself in nearest possible liquid source. Go be creative, okay?