A Different Kind Of Normality

                I have a new favorite story. It’s called “The Troublesome Snow White.” It’s not exactly a written story, but it’s funny nonetheless. And it’s the most hilarious game ever. But I want to be narrator. Because I’m pretty sure it’s a lot more fun watching than actually playing. Dorkiness just makes me so happiness. Yes, makes me happiness. Not happy, happiness.

                Anyhow, I basically have the outline for my story. I told it to GenreWhiplash. For some reason, he doesn’t think that Linali is a normal person. She is so normal. She likes hiking and cooking, and she works a day job at a boutique three days a week, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. She has a good sense of fashion, and can run around kicking butt in four inch stilettos, but prefers more practical shoes. With good traction. Just because she runs around dressed in skintight camouflage-wear (or black or protective gear, I can’t really decide) doesn’t mean that she has to be the same kind of undercover agent as seen in the movies. I mean really, it’s pretty amazing they don’t break their ankles every five seconds. But I guess if they broke their ankles every five seconds, it wouldn’t be much of a show. And they wouldn’t be so kickass.

                Okay, maybe she isn’t so normal. When she is bored and assigned a job, she goes and climbs trees and throws shurikens at people. I’m not sure if I decided on that part yet, but it sure does sound fun. Wow, okay, everyone should just stop reading my blog until after I present, which is in forever because I like talking about the plot of my story. Shame on me. Oh well, I’m not sure people mind me spoiling my own story.

                Also there will be an epic cabin with an epic cliff. Also, I need to figure out what to name the boss-dude-person. Maybe he won’t have a name. He’ll just be “sir”, and there will be a sense of detachment. And I can’t decide how she should meet them. Because it would be kind of weird if she were just like in front of them. And not being all secretive and whatnot. Because what will that do to her identity? Maybe she can be all ninja and whatnot. All they see is that her eyes are a “startling shade of grey”. She can wear a wig, too. OH! They can think that she’s a man. And call her Prince. Because she’s the Prince of the Night. (Oh my goodness, that’s so cliché/corny.) It’s okay, I like it, it makes me giggle. Linali, the prince of the night. I kind of like the sound of it. And I can be as ridiculous as I want.

                Yes, of course she’s a normal person. I mean, normal people obviously all lead two lives, one of which is a shadow royalty figure. Duh.