I need to stop wasting my life and get sleep

InvisiblePink says: [Okay, so I’ll have random comments in italics all the way through. Some of the comments are not in order. Just like this is the third or fourth comment I have made throughout this entire thing. Too bad, reader, you are confused.]

                Also

                I need a different name for you

                That’s not !!!

                Because I feel like i need to tag you.

                BECUASE FOR SOME REASON

                YOU SHOW UP A LOT. [I explain later why I cannot just use !!! as a name. Because I like it a lot.]

!!! says:

Wait on your blog?

InvisiblePink says:

                Yeah.

!!! says:

Yeah !!! looks like a swear word or something [I don’t even. No it doesn’t. **** would look more like a swear word.]

InvisiblePink says:

Well then.

What should i call you?

!!! says:

Uhhh

I have no idea

InvisiblePink says:

You should come up with one.

!!! says:

                Ooh, I’m terrible at that

                That’s almost as bad as stream of conscious-ing [I also have no idea where you got the idea that your stream of consciousness was bad. It was interesting, and I am glad you did one. Although it really gave me zero insight into you.]

InvisiblePink says:

Your stream of consciousness was pretty normal

                It was fine

!!! says:

Yeah but i don't like it [Picky, picky]

InvisiblePink says:

So just come up with a name.

You dun have to like it

Otherwise, i will call you IAmNotASwearWord.

And that would kind of suck because that's hard to type. [Also it would not be pretty sounding. But I didn’t mention that.]

!!! says:

Sounds good

Haha [You. You are the reason we do not have nice things.]

InvisiblePink says:

NOOOO.

LIES.

I WILL CALL YOU SOMETHIG RIDICULOUSLY GIRLY [This is perhaps the worst threat I have ever come up with. I blame my lack of sleep.]

!!! says:

Go ahead

InvisiblePink says:

NOOOO.

STOP IT.

STOP ITTTT. [“Please stop” is ineffective.]

!!! says:

You have some good ideas!

You should come up with one [NICE TRY. I SEE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO.]

InvisiblePink says:

No.

I want it to be yours

WHAT DO YOU LIKE

Randomly start listing things. [Futile attempt is futile.]

!!! says:

Steak

Pokémon [This is a later note when I was reformatting the conversation so it wouldn’t make my blog explode, but Pokémon is a word recognized by Microsoft Word. With the accent. What is this.][Even later note: that was my very first note. Ha, just screwed with your brain.]

Uhhhh

I’m stuck

InvisiblePink says:

I LOVE HOW STEAK WAS THE FIRST ONE. [I laughed for real.]

!!! says:

Haha that would be terrible though

InvisiblePink says:

                "Steak says:"

 -____- [I am not amuse.]

!!! says:

lol

InvisiblePink says:

MORE AWESOMENESS.

NEEDS MOARRR. [This obviously shows that I do not have enough capacity to speak in a normal manner. I should have looked at that, and realized that sleep was the only option. But obviously, I continued speaking. And being overall dumb. And crazy. Again, when will I ever be sane?]

!!! says:

Ok

I’ll go to a random word generator

And then anagram it [DON’T LIE TO ME.]

InvisiblePink says:

GAH [I don’t use my words effectively.]

!!! says:

Hooray! [He is joy at making me frustrated.]

InvisiblePink says:

NO.

RAWRRRR

Be WITTY. [See, seriously, I need sleep. Why am I so ridiculous and dumb all the time?]

!!! says:

Sorry my witty functions have been exhausted for the day

InvisiblePink says:

NOOOO.

!!! says:

Wait what kind of thing do you want?

Really short?

InvisiblePink says:

Yeah pretty much

Like Inx and !!! are really easy to type [Wow, my laziness knows absolutely no bounds.]

Personally, my own is very hard to type.

!!! says:

What is yours?

InvisiblePink says:

InvisiblePink? [I am just as uncreative as the rest of the world.]

!!! says:

Oh

No abbreviation? [HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO FIND – I HAVE A PROBLEM. And yes, I need to shorten it. But no, I cannot find a good way to do so. Geez, make me feel bad, won’t you]

InvisiblePink says:

IDK. Not really.

You can take the first 4 letters.

That sounds vaguely like a name [Invi really doesn’t. Sounds like Vivi, but failed.]

!!! says:

Oh yeah [This is you agreeing out of courtesy.]

InvisiblePink says:

I think you should be NotUnlikeARose, so I can call you Rose.

That would make me laugh. [What happened to my sense of humor. Did it die when my brain cells shut off for the night?]

!!! says:

Haha

Ugh

I cannot think [At least you realized this. I did not realize it, I merely charged forward in a giant wave of insanity and stupidity]

InvisiblePink says:

11:11 make a wish

!!! says:

Well that was a fun minute [You and your sarcasm.]

InvisiblePink says:

Can you be something funny now. [Actually, there was a  dialogue here. But it was unrelated, so I cut it out.]

I NEED YOU TO DECIDE ON SOMETHING

SO I CAN TURN THIS INTO A POST.

PLEASE STOP BEING UNCOOPERATIVE. [RAWR, THE WORLD CENTERS AROUND ME, I KNOW IT]

!!! says:

Sorry

007

JK

That would be quite presumptuous [At this point, I am really, really amazed that you are still attempting to humor me.]

Blue Ranger!

I have no idea

InvisiblePink says:

Rawr, i don't think you can get better than !!!

But i cannot tag you as !!!

!!! says:

Why not?

InvisiblePink says:

Because blogger doesn't like symbols in tags. [FINALLY, A REASON. Also, why did it take so long for me to say this. And why do I have such a silly reason. WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE. Also it is 12:15. Obviously, I need to go to sleep.]

!!! says:

Ohhh [Suddenly, my insanity makes sense to him]

InvisiblePink says:

Therefore, I need to refer to you as something

!!! says:

TT [!!! Is getting tired of humoring Invi]

InvisiblePink says:

[I actually don’t have a name for her either. She doesn’t like dinosaur as a name] says:

Oh

.....uh.......

idk

Well if he was !!!

His blog title

Would mean he was fleeing from himself [Just a quick note: I hate not having punctuation in my various blog posts, so I am adding in punctuation. But leaving everything else the same. Except for some spelling errors. I don’t understand myself. Perhaps because it is midnight and I am tired, but for some reason attempting to do this. THIS CONVERSATION ISN’T EVEN INTERESTING]

!!! says:

Haha

InvisiblePink says:

Escapist.

BUT PLEASE DONT BE THAT [Because it sounds really awkward. DON’T QUESTION ME.]

!!! says:

!!! is probably velociraptor things [This makes sense, because I was talking about velociraptor geese earlier. YES, I PROMISE YOU I MAKE SENSE.]

InvisiblePink says:

Oh, I see.

But I like !!! [I have resorted to stating the obvious]

!!! says:

Yeah

Me too [Read as: WHEN WILL THIS GIRL STOP TALKING TO ME]

InvisiblePink says:

It's fun

ALSO I THINK YOU NEED A SPACE

Because it bothers me. [Yeah, this is why I went into word and made sure things were capitalized and spelled right. What’s wrong with me.]

Maybe I’ll just refer to you as matt.

On my blog. [This is where I’m basically giving up.]

!!! says:

MJ

Oh yeah

InvisiblePink says:

DNW.

NO.

REJECTED. [Super aversion!!!!!!!]

!!! says:

Haha

Oh wait did you say matt?

That’s a good idea

Because that’s my name [Yes, obvious things are very obvious]

InvisiblePink says:

But.

But.

But. [E-: USE YOUR WORDS, GODDAMMIT]

!!! says:

It’s boring?

InvisiblePink says:

I WANT YOU TO HAVE AN -- yeah you got it [PSYCHOLOGICAL MELTDOWN AVERTED]

!!! says:

Peon

Just kidding

InvisiblePink says:

Erm. [Small vocabulary is small.]

!!! says:

I was looking at something

And that is a weird word

InvisiblePink says:

I agree

*sigh*

I feel like I should just tag you matt

And then continue to refer to you as !!! because I like it better. [Took me about 30 minutes to reach this conclusion.]

!!! says:

Yeah I’m sighing too [Read as: YOU FRUSTRATE ME WITH YOUR NONSENSE]

InvisiblePink says:

Why was this so challenging. [Small part of me doesn’t want to give up]

!!! says:

Because I’m terrible at this! [Subtext: SO STOP BOTHERING ME ALREADY]

InvisiblePink says:

Fine. I give up.

*THROWS HANDS UP IN DESPAIR* [DESPAIR CHILD IS IN DESPAIR]

*End conversation*

Post note: WOW, DID I JUST WASTE OVER AN HOUR OF MY LIFE TRYING TO REFORMAT AND COMMENT ON THIS? It is 12:22 AM. I am so going to regret posting this.

Rant #2 Go!

So I realized that if I tried to analyze Nilda and/or Brownies in the way that I’ve been trained to do (with CDs and CMs and whatnot), it would just turn out bad. And boring. And so, ready, set, RANT NUMBER TWO GO!

Oops. My music is not on. Let me go find it.

Alright, and about fifteen minutes later the music turns on. Really, I need to not do that. Oh well~ Ever, ever after! Because I was thinking of the movie! She’s such a memorable character. Because she’s a Disney character that’s not in a Disney movie. And she’s just so ridiculous! She sings with animals and randomly dances and has no sense of shame. It’s just fabulous – I almost feel like everyone should be as awesomely naïve as her. But then, society would stop functioning. Because fairy tales don’t actually work. But she’s fabulous! And cute and adorable and full of fun J

So let’s start with Nilda. I kind of really didn’t like this story. It was just really, extremely awkward. And I don’t like awkward things. And reading it just made me not want to finish it. But it was an assignment. So I did finish it. And afterwards, I’m going “what just happened” with a confused look on my face. It was extremely colloquial? I suppose that’s the right term, considering there’s like a ridiculous amount of swearing in there. I don’t like that kind of story. And really, I did think that Rafa was a jerk. For not saying anything to Nilda when she poured her soul out to him. But then, after talking in class, I could see that he’s letting her down in his own way – letting her leave brokenhearted now rather than not able to move on after he died. It wasn’t the best way, but it was his own method.

Okay, tangent: song that’s on right now: Forever and Always, “and I flashback to when we said forever and always” that reminded me of flashbacks! And digging through our memories.

And I wanted to share my friend S-‘s and E-‘s (so, I really like talking about E- it seems, she’s just such a huge part of my life) memories! Because mine are just so boring. So, on S-‘s 15^th birthday, we were all at my friend L-‘s house (we were throwing a surprise party), and well, my friend L- is fabulous and full of interesting ideas and she decided that we should all pretend to be dead when S- came. And so we did. Just this morning, S- was a bit worried as to what we were all up to, rather than if we were alive or not. Or something like that. I actually have no idea what she thought. She just said she was “kind of worried”. But we were so bad at being “dead” that she couldn’t be worried that we were hurt.

Anyways, E-‘s memory! She had a… I have no idea. It was like some kind of Clue party. Or not. Perhaps. I believe so. Anyways, she had all of us dress up. And L- was fabulous as always. She was a… biker guy, I believe. She had her hair all slicked back, and was wearing baggy jeans and a really baggy sweatshirt with guy sunglasses. She totally rocked the look.

So I feel I should talk about Brownies and the Parrot story. Which I definitely thought was a “Carrot” story. I wrote carrot into my planner.

And so I don’t really feel like talking about these stories. Brownies was… I guess it had a good message at the end. It was just kind of funny there were a troop of girls who were probably 7 or 8 years old, or younger (I have no idea what Brownies, the troops, actually are), and they’re just like “I’m going to beat you up” (which totally reminds me of D-, because she loves saying that. Except for she says it like “Imma beetchu up”. It’s ridiculously funny and slightly endearing). But it’s not so fabulous they’re like that because little girls should not go beat people up.

Parrot story – the guy was so pathetic. It was really sad. He fell out of a tree and died trying to spy on his wife. Or the guy that he suspected his wife was with. Did he die in the end? I didn’t really get it.

I feel so negative! I don’t tend to like stories, it seems. I like Inx’s stories. Even when they are depressing. But they’re beautiful.

Okay, I got bored. My hair is wet and uncomfortable. It is sticking to my head. And especially my neck. And soaking through the back of my shirt, and making my back feel all soggy and gross. Ew, but at least my hair smells good. And is silky and shiny.

Alright, and I think I’m done with this rant.

This rant feels a whole ton less successful than the previous one.

Oh well, that’s okay.