I decided to rewrite my Secret post, because now I have something to base it off of. I decided that I would write a muse and base it off of Big Bang’s Coffee Prince parody, and pretend that GD actually is a girl. I mean, he’s supposed to be anyways. Also, just to let you know what I’m looking at right now: pictures of Sungmin and his epic pinkness. It’s really adorable. Him meowing at the kitty ♥ awwww ♥ Anyways, back to writing fiction…
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She surveyed herself critically in the mirror, and daintily turned in a full circle, seeing how her body fit into the new clothes. She had just cropped her long brown locks into a boy-cut, and had gotten masculine clothes to match. I look good! She stuck her tongue out and winked at her reflection in the mirror, but quickly chastised herself. Boys do not behave like that! She scolded herself mentally. Sighing, she focused on presenting herself as more masculine. She drew up her hood, and stuffed her hands inside her pockets. She tried to walk with a swagger, but only succeeded in making herself crack up. I look so dumb, she thought. Oh, for the sake of love! She was going to ask for a job today from that popular coffee shop with the gorgeous manager. Those strong cheekbones, that flawless skin! The shop only hired flower boys, and definitely wouldn’t let a girl into their staff. They would lose their popularity with the female crowd. She raised her nose into the air, and gave a haughty look worthy of an idol. Bracing herself for battle, she swaggered out the door, practicing her man-walk.
She timidly entered the shop, worried that they might see right through her ruse. Idols and flower boys do not behave like that, she reprimanded herself as she straightened up. She walked with what she believed was a confident and masculine walk, although what really turned out to be an awkward, hip-swaying strut. “I’d like to apply for a job,” she asked, trying to deepen her voice as possible, staring deep into those dark eyes of the manager.
As if a blessing in disguise, she was suddenly accosted by the two other waiters. “Aww, he’s so cute! Hire him!” They cooed and they pinched his cheek. No, no, no! Only he can touch me in such a familiar manner! Her heart cried out, but she stood with a stoic expression, staring at the manager. With a glint of amusement, he asked, “You look like such a weak boy. But we need someone for the talent section. Can you dance?”
Quickly, she began dancing in a “manly” fashion that included the wild flailing of limbs. She struck a pose, and gave him a cheeky smile. “What do you think?
With an amused light in his eyes and a suppressed smile, he said, “Sure. You start right now.”
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I actually really liked it this time! And picture of Sungmin today, because I wrote about GD and T.O.P, and really Big Bang, too.
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ReplyDeleteahem I mean. I totally knew it! coffee shop prince <33
teehee this is so great. :)
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