InvisiblePink says: [Okay, so I’ll have random comments in italics all the way through. Some of the comments are not in order. Just like this is the third or fourth comment I have made throughout this entire thing. Too bad, reader, you are confused.]
Also
I need a different name for you
That’s not !!!
Because I feel like i need to tag you.
BECUASE FOR SOME REASON
YOU SHOW UP A LOT. [I explain later why I cannot just use !!! as a name. Because I like it a lot.]
!!! says:
Wait on your blog?
InvisiblePink says:
Yeah.
!!! says:
Yeah !!! looks like a swear word or something [I don’t even. No it doesn’t. **** would look more like a swear word.]
InvisiblePink says:
Well then.
What should i call you?
!!! says:
Uhhh
I have no idea
InvisiblePink says:
You should come up with one.
!!! says:
Ooh, I’m terrible at that
That’s almost as bad as stream of conscious-ing [I also have no idea where you got the idea that your stream of consciousness was bad. It was interesting, and I am glad you did one. Although it really gave me zero insight into you.]
InvisiblePink says:
Your stream of consciousness was pretty normal
It was fine
!!! says:
Yeah but i don't like it [Picky, picky]
InvisiblePink says:
So just come up with a name.
You dun have to like it
Otherwise, i will call you IAmNotASwearWord.
And that would kind of suck because that's hard to type. [Also it would not be pretty sounding. But I didn’t mention that.]
!!! says:
Sounds good
Haha [You. You are the reason we do not have nice things.]
InvisiblePink says:
NOOOO.
LIES.
I WILL CALL YOU SOMETHIG RIDICULOUSLY GIRLY [This is perhaps the worst threat I have ever come up with. I blame my lack of sleep.]
!!! says:
Go ahead
InvisiblePink says:
NOOOO.
STOP IT.
STOP ITTTT. [“Please stop” is ineffective.]
!!! says:
You have some good ideas!
You should come up with one [NICE TRY. I SEE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO.]
InvisiblePink says:
No.
I want it to be yours
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
Randomly start listing things. [Futile attempt is futile.]
!!! says:
Steak
Pokémon [This is a later note when I was reformatting the conversation so it wouldn’t make my blog explode, but Pokémon is a word recognized by Microsoft Word. With the accent. What is this.][Even later note: that was my very first note. Ha, just screwed with your brain.]
Uhhhh
I’m stuck
InvisiblePink says:
I LOVE HOW STEAK WAS THE FIRST ONE. [I laughed for real.]
!!! says:
Haha that would be terrible though
InvisiblePink says:
"Steak says:"
-____- [I am not amuse.]
!!! says:
lol
InvisiblePink says:
MORE AWESOMENESS.
NEEDS MOARRR. [This obviously shows that I do not have enough capacity to speak in a normal manner. I should have looked at that, and realized that sleep was the only option. But obviously, I continued speaking. And being overall dumb. And crazy. Again, when will I ever be sane?]
!!! says:
Ok
I’ll go to a random word generator
And then anagram it [DON’T LIE TO ME.]
InvisiblePink says:
GAH [I don’t use my words effectively.]
!!! says:
Hooray! [He is joy at making me frustrated.]
InvisiblePink says:
NO.
RAWRRRR
Be WITTY. [See, seriously, I need sleep. Why am I so ridiculous and dumb all the time?]
!!! says:
Sorry my witty functions have been exhausted for the day
InvisiblePink says:
NOOOO.
!!! says:
Wait what kind of thing do you want?
Really short?
InvisiblePink says:
Yeah pretty much
Like Inx and !!! are really easy to type [Wow, my laziness knows absolutely no bounds.]
Personally, my own is very hard to type.
!!! says:
What is yours?
InvisiblePink says:
InvisiblePink? [I am just as uncreative as the rest of the world.]
!!! says:
Oh
No abbreviation? [HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO FIND – I HAVE A PROBLEM. And yes, I need to shorten it. But no, I cannot find a good way to do so. Geez, make me feel bad, won’t you]
InvisiblePink says:
IDK. Not really.
You can take the first 4 letters.
That sounds vaguely like a name [Invi really doesn’t. Sounds like Vivi, but failed.]
!!! says:
Oh yeah [This is you agreeing out of courtesy.]
InvisiblePink says:
I think you should be NotUnlikeARose, so I can call you Rose.
That would make me laugh. [What happened to my sense of humor. Did it die when my brain cells shut off for the night?]
!!! says:
Haha
Ugh
I cannot think [At least you realized this. I did not realize it, I merely charged forward in a giant wave of insanity and stupidity]
InvisiblePink says:
11:11 make a wish
!!! says:
Well that was a fun minute [You and your sarcasm.]
InvisiblePink says:
Can you be something funny now. [Actually, there was a dialogue here. But it was unrelated, so I cut it out.]
I NEED YOU TO DECIDE ON SOMETHING
SO I CAN TURN THIS INTO A POST.
PLEASE STOP BEING UNCOOPERATIVE. [RAWR, THE WORLD CENTERS AROUND ME, I KNOW IT]
!!! says:
Sorry
007
JK
That would be quite presumptuous [At this point, I am really, really amazed that you are still attempting to humor me.]
Blue Ranger!
I have no idea
InvisiblePink says:
Rawr, i don't think you can get better than !!!
But i cannot tag you as !!!
!!! says:
Why not?
InvisiblePink says:
Because blogger doesn't like symbols in tags. [FINALLY, A REASON. Also, why did it take so long for me to say this. And why do I have such a silly reason. WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE. Also it is 12:15. Obviously, I need to go to sleep.]
!!! says:
Ohhh [Suddenly, my insanity makes sense to him]
InvisiblePink says:
Therefore, I need to refer to you as something
!!! says:
TT [!!! Is getting tired of humoring Invi]
InvisiblePink says:
[I actually don’t have a name for her either. She doesn’t like dinosaur as a name] says:
Oh
.....uh.......
idk
Well if he was !!!
His blog title
Would mean he was fleeing from himself [Just a quick note: I hate not having punctuation in my various blog posts, so I am adding in punctuation. But leaving everything else the same. Except for some spelling errors. I don’t understand myself. Perhaps because it is midnight and I am tired, but for some reason attempting to do this. THIS CONVERSATION ISN’T EVEN INTERESTING]
!!! says:
Haha
InvisiblePink says:
Escapist.
BUT PLEASE DONT BE THAT [Because it sounds really awkward. DON’T QUESTION ME.]
!!! says:
!!! is probably velociraptor things [This makes sense, because I was talking about velociraptor geese earlier. YES, I PROMISE YOU I MAKE SENSE.]
InvisiblePink says:
Oh, I see.
But I like !!! [I have resorted to stating the obvious]
!!! says:
Yeah
Me too [Read as: WHEN WILL THIS GIRL STOP TALKING TO ME]
InvisiblePink says:
It's fun
ALSO I THINK YOU NEED A SPACE
Because it bothers me. [Yeah, this is why I went into word and made sure things were capitalized and spelled right. What’s wrong with me.]
Maybe I’ll just refer to you as matt.
On my blog. [This is where I’m basically giving up.]
!!! says:
MJ
Oh yeah
InvisiblePink says:
DNW.
NO.
REJECTED. [Super aversion!!!!!!!]
!!! says:
Haha
Oh wait did you say matt?
That’s a good idea
Because that’s my name [Yes, obvious things are very obvious]
InvisiblePink says:
But.
But.
But. [E-: USE YOUR WORDS, GODDAMMIT]
!!! says:
It’s boring?
InvisiblePink says:
I WANT YOU TO HAVE AN -- yeah you got it [PSYCHOLOGICAL MELTDOWN AVERTED]
!!! says:
Peon
Just kidding
InvisiblePink says:
Erm. [Small vocabulary is small.]
!!! says:
I was looking at something
And that is a weird word
InvisiblePink says:
I agree
*sigh*
I feel like I should just tag you matt
And then continue to refer to you as !!! because I like it better. [Took me about 30 minutes to reach this conclusion.]
!!! says:
Yeah I’m sighing too [Read as: YOU FRUSTRATE ME WITH YOUR NONSENSE]
InvisiblePink says:
Why was this so challenging. [Small part of me doesn’t want to give up]
!!! says:
Because I’m terrible at this! [Subtext: SO STOP BOTHERING ME ALREADY]
InvisiblePink says:
Fine. I give up.
*THROWS HANDS UP IN DESPAIR* [DESPAIR CHILD IS IN DESPAIR]
*End conversation*
Post note: WOW, DID I JUST WASTE OVER AN HOUR OF MY LIFE TRYING TO REFORMAT AND COMMENT ON THIS? It is 12:22 AM. I am so going to regret posting this.
eeheeheeheeheee i love it. :) your life makes me lol. sometimes.
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