I have uncontrollable hiccups. They are quite terrible. They make me feel funny, and I’m already sleepy. So I am sleepily hiccupping. Which is really quite a bad combination, because it makes me more wobbly than usual, and more prone to falling over. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I sound like a drunk person. I assure you, I am far from drunk. Although my mind might not be so lucid, I guarantee that’s because I’m tired. Very, very tired.
I’m pretty sure the more I wish for snow, the less of a possibility it will actually snow. Maybe if there was going to be something epic-ly fun at school (probability: 0.000001), it would snow on that day and we would miss it. I think that we should make up days at the end of the school year, because well… then I don’t have to go. Hurray! I have it all thought out.
What is the point of lip gloss? TO MAKE THINGS SHINY. Answer to a question.
Picture time! I’m really not into it today…
do not worry, for i shall continue to battle your sobriety for you.
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