Smile sweetly whenever you see him, but don’t forget to flaunt your singleness; flirt with the guys, let your eyes do the talking for you; let them know that you’re very, very single; wear flattering shirts but not like a slut; never give him any more attention than he gives you unlike the desperate girl I know you are inside; be affectionate; give hugs, but don’t be exclusive; wave and be cheery, but not too cheery as to be creepy; gauge his every move but don’t make it obvious unlike the desperate girl I know you are inside; lower your eyelashes and glance at him fleetingly; if you notice him looking at you make sure you look away; be shy but not too shy; be open but not too open; be cute but not too cute; What do you want me to do then? Make up your mind; understand what he needs at that moment and be it; smile at his friends but not too much; don’t make the difference between him and his friends too noticeable unlike the desperate girl I know you are inside; keep your options open; never fall in love; play the carefree spirit; don’t chase him, have him chase you; make sure he’s not just a skirt chaser, and if he is, don’t fall for him unlike the desperate girl I know you are inside; But I don’t chase boys?; be seductive but only in the most innocent way possible; this is how greet him; this is how you greet his friends; this is how you make sure you don’t neglect your friends; this is how you wish him a happy birthday; this is how to hint to him that you want him, but not in the way of a desperate girl I know you are inside; laugh and be happy, even when you’re not; and when he inevitably breaks your heart in the end, remember that I told you to not be that desperate girl I know you are inside.
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